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Spam is annoying for sure, but sometimes you get one that just makes you think "What the....... ?". Below is one of those messages.
From: "Ross Dugan"
Subject: **SPAM** Equitment Needed zsw
Date: Wed, 07 May 03 07:25:04 GMT
We need a vender who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in
providing the below equipment) Contact details of vender required, including name and phone #. If
they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We
prefer to work with vender in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great
if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with
built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vender turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: email@example.com
Please do not reply directly back to this email as it
will only be bounced back to you.
Thanksf rmci gxzuct
I'm not sure exactly what to do...Forward this to myself 100 years in the future and then collect the $5,000, or find out what planet the sender is from and book a vacaction...
|Weird I would make some fake stuff send some pics then see. If i got that I would be amusing myself by prentedning to own that stuff,|
|sounds like they watched a cheesey hollywood movie and decided to write up some spam about it. strange people...|
|ok... that spam is quite odd|
|e-mail them back and tell them that you have a reliable supply but you need them to send you a few hundred bucks to in order to bribe the customs officials of your country (pick one in Africa) to send them some samples. hey, if they're stupid enough to send this stuff out, they're probably stupid enough to fall for a scam.|
|no, i just ment peoplee are stupid.|
|i wish i could get one of these e-mails so i cold annoy the hell out of them with oversized e-mails and mabie, if i fell evil enough, SPAM!!|
|Corbin actually meant, "Are people THIS stupid?"
This is the lamest and most utterly pointless spam I have ever received. Just when I thought they couldn't get any worse.
BTW - I'm keeping my Dimensional Warp Generator series wrist watch with z61g memory adapter to myself. It's worth allot more to me than $5k.
|People are stupid.|
|Get yourself a few shiny metal cases, stick some wires in them and take pictures, then send the pics to the guy with a phony address. it'd be worth a laugh...|
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